Okay, this is it. I’ve had it, this is the last straw!

Yet again, People magazine snubbed me as its Sexiest Man Alive.

I just don’t know what’s wrong with People. Do they really think the average woman would rather play kissy-face with George Clooney, instead of me?

That’s so preposterous that I don’t know where to start to refute that argument.

People can’t honestly think that women would choose a weekend at Clooney’s Italian villa over a weekend with me at the Window Rock, Arizona flea market.

I’m willing to cut the magazine some slack when they pick stars like Clooney, Sean Connery or Brad Pitt. I realize that those Hollywood “pretty boy” types have large egos and need to be coddled. But they selected Adam Levine for 2013’s Sexiest?