| Out | In |
| Neal McCaleb | Cardboard Cutout of Neal McCaleb |
| Aurene Martin | Another Inept Martin |
| Cobell v. Norton | Everybody v. Norton |
| Ernie Stevens | Tex Hall |
| consultation | reorganization |
| Larry King | Kevin Gover |
| NIGA | NIGC |
| Deputy Commissioner SB | Concerned Citizen SB |
| Casinos on current reservations | Casinos on former reservations |
| BITAM | OITT |
| NIGC Girls Gone Wild | NIGC Boys Gone Wild |
| Incumbent Tribal Leaders | Fresh Tribal Leaders |
| Indians in PEOPLE | Indians in TIME |
| Testifying | Crying |
| OST | Ross Swimmer |
| as-is | it-never-was |
| Full Historical Accounting | No Accounting Necessary |
| Native America Calling | Native America Calling Collect |
| Indian Girls Basketball Teams | Indian Girls Volleyball Teams |
| Donna Erwin Misleading | Donna Erwin Truthtelling |
| land-into-trust | land-into-limbo |
| An Indian Assistant Secretary | An Indian Secretary |
| Going to work for a law firm | Going to work for a university |
| 10GB mp3 players | 20GB mp3 players |
| data cleanup | data entry |
| NARF | NERF |
| Gwich'in Nation | Bitchin' Nation |
| French Indians | Black Indians |
| Pantsuits | Long flowing robes |
| Class II Games | Lottery Compacts with State |
| Passive Trust | Active Trust |
| Ada | Concho |
| Indian Mascots | White Mascots |
| pai gau | roulette |
| NCAI | AFN |
| Ponytails in Congress | Cowboy Hats in Congress |
| Tribal Court | Supreme Court |
| Navajo Code Talkers | Navajo Mall Walkers |
| Tommy Thompson | Ken Rossman |
| Indian Country Today | Indian Country Tomorrow |
| Good Girls Winning Indian Pageants | Bad Girls Winning Indian Pageants |
| Traditional Native Musicians | R&B Native Musicians |
| Whale Hunting | Caribou Hunting |
| TAAMS | paper and pencil |
| MarkPfeifle@DOI.GOV | MarkPfeifle@AOL.COM |
| Indians Not Voting | Indians Voting |
| Five Nations | First Nations |
| Carrie and Mary | Jenna and Barbara |
| The Black Hills | King of the Hill |
| Jena Choctaws | Jenate |