It's Funny Cause It's True!

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Another classic from The Onion! Sure to go down as one of their best, next to the "More people speak Klingon than Navajo" satire that had many Dine up in arms...

"Despite more than four centuries of the erosion of their native society, a large majority of First Nations peoples still maintain their culture's traditional beliefs about Caucasians, which were handed down by previous generations, according to a study released by the U.S. Bureau of Indian Affairs Monday. 'Our research revealed that most Native Americans view 'the white man' as a deceitful, avaricious, exploitive mass murderer, just as their ancestors did,' BIA Interim Assistant Secretary James Cason said."

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